Not sure how real it is but I thought I’d throw it out there, if it’s real, cool! Looks like there’s been ‘mail’ spam forever! Interesting advertisement nonetheless; check out those PRICES! Think I can get this guy to rebuild MY engine? I’d even pay him double! (click the image to make it larger & readable)

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How exciting, NOT. But just in case anyone is bored, I’m driving to Wisconsin for a wedding and for your sadistic pleasure I offer up the opportunity for YOU to be BIG BROTHER for a few days. MARVEL as you watch every move I make and wonder just WTF I’m up to. Lame, I know.



NOTICE: This feed will go down promptly the minute I feel like taking it down, for certain on 7/19/2010 so get your jollies before then.

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Just get some of those hangers from when you go buy clothes, you know the ones with the plastic clips on the ends?

Break those suckers off, save a few bucks on chip clips. Be a frugal mofo, you know you want to.

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Anyone remember my “douchebag-ojevich” post a while back? Probably not, nobody reads my stuff anyway…

Either way, he’s still a douchebag but the amusement never fails when you pay attention to the ways in which people manage to massage their public images back to being somewhat acceptable.

Been watching the Rod on Celebrity Apprentice and ya know, I’m starting to think he’s quite an amusing dude. Still a douche, but he’s funny as hell to watch on tv for some reason.

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Hey everyone (if anyone still reads my site anymore)

While on Christmas vacation, I had the most excellent opportunity to meet up with Jeff Spinabella of Huntley, IL and spend some time with him to get him up to speed with how things work on the social internet these days. He’s a very accomplished technical account/project manager and is excellent at his work and like most, has a lot of things to say also about various things.

Part of the job was getting him set up online to enhance his professional and personal image on-line. He’s got a blog now which I’ve added to my daily repertoire of reading.

So I just wanted to throw a quick plug up there for him and ask that you check out his stuff!

jeffspinabella.com – Blog
twitter.com/spinabellaj – Twitter
linkedin.com/in/spinabellaj – LinkedIn

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As one of my side gigs, I make 12in handmade coax CATV cables and sell them on eBay. They’ve been selling pretty good.

One guy bought one a few weeks ago and leaves the following feedback: “Short, But it worked” – Nice.

Good job measuring the length you needed BEFORE buying

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This is probably fake, but definately outlines the outcome which *should* result when being mugged.

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend and me, threatening our lives.

You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings.

I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I’d like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.

My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.

Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, wasn’t it?

I know it probably wasn’t fun walking back to wherever you’d come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother, or “Momma” as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you’d done. Then I Went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people’s in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink “pimp mobile” that was parked at the curb …. after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver’s side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell20phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what’s going on with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA’s office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number, etc).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you . .. . but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you’ve chosen to pursue in life.

Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,
Alex

P.S. Remember this motto. An armed society makes for a more civil society!

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I’ve added some ebay listings, Check ‘em out!

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What is this junk? wierd name for something probably doublely as wierd. Found it while snooping through the cupboards in the labor & delivery room.
Anyone wanna guess? Click here to find out!

What a bizarre name for stitches!

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