Not sure how real it is but I thought I’d throw it out there, if it’s real, cool! Looks like there’s been ‘mail’ spam forever! Interesting advertisement nonetheless; check out those PRICES! Think I can get this guy to rebuild MY engine? I’d even pay him double! (click the image to make it larger & readable)

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Anyone remember my “douchebag-ojevich” post a while back? Probably not, nobody reads my stuff anyway…

Either way, he’s still a douchebag but the amusement never fails when you pay attention to the ways in which people manage to massage their public images back to being somewhat acceptable.

Been watching the Rod on Celebrity Apprentice and ya know, I’m starting to think he’s quite an amusing dude. Still a douche, but he’s funny as hell to watch on tv for some reason.

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Shift your out of control prius into neutral and guess what? YOUR ENGINE DIES INSTEAD OF YOU!

That’s right folks. When your prius decides to accelerate on it’s own, show it who’s boss – hit the neutral gear and show your car who’s boss.

Make the right choice. Choose to blow your engine/motor up instead of yourself.

And while we’re at it, what the hell ever happened to having a ignition switch, cable driven gear selectors & accelerators and standard transmissions? We never can just stick with what works can we? I’ll be just fine right here in my 2003 Cavalier with a cable driven gear shifter and gas pedal. I like to feel the engine in my feet when I drive thank you very much!

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So what’cha think, can I pull it off??

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So apparantly, if your religious views conflict with a socialized healthcare system, you can simply choose to ‘opt-out’? Wow, this is the best part of the bill I’ve seen since people have been saying it’s a bad idea!

I’m going Amish!!!

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Oh boy, people are getting depressed about avatar.

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It’s not every day you get to experience, in pure IMAX 3D such an awesomely rendered, beautiful CGI wonder that is Pandora. Now you too can live there EVERY SINGLE DAY! all you have to do is uh… um… SHIT, pandora doesn’t exist!

“Really?” you say? “OMG!!! SLICE!”

I mean come on! The planet Erf doesn’t hold a candle to Pandora; even though you’ve only viewed it for a mere 3 hours and in addition not realizing that it looks like any other ‘cartoon’ type movie whether you have the glasses on or not.

Land the plane people, get back down here where life really is good.

What is it that causes some to totally lose touch with reality to the point of being depressed that Pandora is not real and no, you really CAN’T live there? No amount of google searches can find pandora, yeah really – go ahead and try it! Yes, I’ve seen the movie, and I knew it was fake before I watched it and it was just as it was fake when I finshed. Interesting story though, just not my thing.

I guess I can only pray that the void brewing in people’s lives causing them to be depressed over the non-existence of an imaginary place can be filled by something real. Try Jesus, he might work out better for ya.

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As one of my side gigs, I make 12in handmade coax CATV cables and sell them on eBay. They’ve been selling pretty good.

One guy bought one a few weeks ago and leaves the following feedback: “Short, But it worked” – Nice.

Good job measuring the length you needed BEFORE buying

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